Name: alex stevenson
Message: Mugabe : \"Democracy Must Prevail!\"
Ahmedinejad : \"God will see to it,\"
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Name: Les
Message: Mugabe: \"It\'s easy to win an election.\"
Iranian dude: \"How many people will I have to kill?\"
Mugabe: \"Who cares.\"
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Name: Storm in the night
Message: Mugabe
now remember to steal as much as you can and bank the money in Switzerland Achmadinerjackass Dont forget to send me your bank name as my bank is already full .
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Name: Douglas Moyo
Message: To be in power elections means nothing.You need to do anything that remains you in power.Killing and rigging are the recipe to be in power.
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Name: Ndola
Message: Mugabe: Listen young man, dont wait for the results, just rig the elections.
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Name: 59minis
Message: I told you! The recipe does work you know! Ah, thanks brother, you are my saviour.
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Name: kris84
Message: Mugabe:
Its feels good does it not, strike them down in full view of the world let them know who we are our regimes are here for life he who dares will not live to see another day!!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad:
I love it,cant wait to relax at home and watch my malitia BEATINGS on \'DVD-HD\' good times my friend good times !!!
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Name: kris84
Message: Mugabe: I told you the use of \'malitia force\' can be very effective keeps the sheep in their place!!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad:
I agree i\'m impressed with the results you\'re a true friend never will they dare oppose my regime again!!
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Name: Zuze
Message: Hey Bob I am very worried I have elections coming up soon I need your help.
Not to worry I have a degree in that feild
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Name: billS
Message: \"see you in the gents toilet\"
\"OK give me five minutes\"
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Name: Fran
Message: Mugabe,\"Mahmoud, I told you the rigging formula we applied in Zim would work in your situation\".
Mahmoud,\"Bob, I owe you\"
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Name: Muoni
Message: Mugabe: Usambojaidza varungu iwe.
Amadinejaad: Kuno havana chanzi. Mudhara.
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Name: paspa
Message: Mugabe: The best way to fight the West is to win elections whatever the cost and kill your own people. I usually combine the two effectively during election time!
Ahmadinejad: Wise words, wise words, Comrade!
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Name: foshi tirivanhu
Message: mugabe:listen carefully madjid \"this is about rigging not counting votes\"good luck ahmadjididan:\"thanks, you the man\"
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Name: Beloved
Message: Mugabe:You made a mistake Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, you should have intimidated people into not protesting well before the election!!!!
Ahmadinejad
I am considering a run-off,Can I hire JOC for a few weeks then if the damage is not already beyound repair?
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Name: Mike
Message: BOB: Follow my instructions carefully and you just can\'t loose in your forthcoming elections.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Thanks Bob, I\'ll organise a reciprocal state visit for you after i\'ve stuffed the ballor boxes.
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Name: John Q.
Message: God bless the allies of evil comrade.
The will of the people has always spocken, but the devil always cooks a plan, Allah will have his day.
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Name: Kennedy
Message: Ahmajenedan: I am really nervous. I think I will actually lose.
Robert Mugabe: Ahh, No matter what happens, just claim victory.
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Name: EdWARD TAFIRENYIKA
Message: The position can not win without our blessing brother, l can sent my boys to help when yours is due. [Mugabe] Ahmad....., that would be most grateful becoz the defeated Americans are giving me some sleepless nights indeed. Sent thru early pliz.
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Name: NHUKA-UK
Message: If you cant delay announcing the results like I did then just say you won! Then start blamming the west as soon as the riots begin. They have done so much ill in the past so that will shut them up. SLAM DUNK!!!
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Name: Collen maganga
Message: MUGABE : You should never allow puppets of the west to run your country.They will impose a gay culture on your people.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad : No, never, their kind of democracy does not work in our both countries, Women will never be equal to Men, even the Koran says so.
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Name: chininga
Message: mugabe: let the Ayatollah do the vote counting.
Iran pres:i bet he will find more satanic verses
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Name: Anon
Message: Mugabe \"Amad, you see that chap, he is Mudede & i will send him to Tehran to sort out your re-election problems.
Amad \"Are you sure Bob? Don\'t send me chaff\"
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Name: Chitota
Message: Usavhunduke Sahwira, ndichatuma wangu mufana Tobaiwa Mudede to sort out your re-election woes. Ini Gushungo kudai izvi ndiye.
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Name: Zimbabwe
Message: I think when these two guys ..dictators met here, they discussed on how to cement the rigging formulas ...and it seems the formula has worked in Iran ...we will win day ...please God Bless the poor and guide those who can assist.
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Name: gava
Message: AMA: i didn\'t know the advice on rigging elections u gave me would be handy so soon
MATIBILI: don\'t forget to jumpstart the look east program, son
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Name: Chigutiro
Message: Now,Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, do not lose the vote- rigging manual I gave you. By the way, how about a little oil for us?
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Name: sukiyaki
Message: Mugabe \"I assure you, with my vote stealing technique you will emerge as ultimate losing winner. Any disgruntlement crush it violently and blame the west\"
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Name: Godwill
Message: On oil and uranium
Mugabe \"I will give you uraniam in exchange for oil! Deal?
Ahminejad \"Its a deal!\"
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Message: Bob \' i know you will be having an election soon please take a clue from my election of June 27
AM \' In Shallar. i can always blame it on the west for interfering with our soveregnity should the opposition make a fuss of it
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Name: Mazambane
Message: The caption has been sent to Violet and she will hand it on to you
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Name: anon
Message: rig the vote
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Name: jzee
Message: Mugabe: Mahmoud, may I kiss you now?
Mahmoud: Later, Bob, not here, I am shy...
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Name: Skint War Vet
Message: Mugabe; I will you advice on how to rig elections
Ahmadinejad; Most welcome comrade Mugabe. I appreciate.
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Name: Max Javangwe
Message: Mugabe: Accept my pre-election gift of a special Steve Makoni\'s Handiende CD!!!
Amadinejadi: Thank you Mr President, especially for the wise, \'a pen cannot fight a gun!\'
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Name: Garikai
Message: Mugabe: They are doing very well. Your rebels are very resilient. With mine you just shoot one, and they will never devemostrate again. I think you will have to kill more than 100 before they see that you are serious.
Amadeenejad: Thank you Mr President. I will to and give the order.
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Name: iky
Message: birds of same feather flock together,happy that iran people came out to the street and protested proving support to their leaders,unfortunate in zimbabwe men are dead only helpless women are trying to resist the terrorists regime of zanupf.
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Name: kiyakiya
Message: Bob: Zvakapressa?
Mahmoud: Eiee!! Ishinyaz sha. Iwe urinane naTsvangson wako.
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Name: bill
bob \"nice to see you son\"
the other bloke \"nice to see you dad\"
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Name: richard
Message: RM it is easy do not worry my friend. You steal as many votes as you can and then blame it all on the British.
Afterdinnerjacket: Brilliant. I will try it.
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Name: phineas
Message: MUG \"Congratulations on your landslide win. Aren\'t you glad we went to the same school?\"
RAF \"Happy to have copied from you. Thanks for joining us at our \"Iranian National Beat & Exterminate the Opposition into Submission\" awards.
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